Slammin’ in Stockholm
Alexander loves purple bikes, but he also loves giving it to a Hummer. The stone streets and buildings create the perfect enviornment for some slammin’.
Posted by humpmaster on August 15th, 2006
3 Responses | Video H2 Sweden
Hummer Cologne: ‘The Essence of Adventure’
I thought adventure smells like not washing for weeks at a time and wearing the same clothes day-in, day-out. Guess I didn’t realize that when you’re going for an adventure in your Hummer, you don’t actually have to leave your vehicle.
The Hummer cologne adventure begins with a fresh and exhilarating burst of freshness comprised of green foliage, cardamom, thyme, and peppercorns that capture the essence of the outdoors. These lively notes are then melded with a warm, rugged, masculine, adrenaline rush of leather, patchouli, amber, and sandalwood. The smooth richness of tonka bean act as the “axle” that links and balances the fresh and warm notes, creating an olfactory sensation that can only be Hummer.
Posted by humpmaster on August 15th, 2006
One Comment | Hummer News
More Parking Lot Passion
This H3 never stood a chance. Notice how carefully our humper assumes his position before unleashing his wild side on this abomination of a vehicle.
Posted by hot4H2 on August 14th, 2006
5 Responses | Video H3 USA
Cape Cod Krunkin’
This libidinous beach-lover gives another ugly gas-guzzler - abadoned by its tasteless owner in the Nauset Beach parking lot - a piece of much-needed action. If nothing else, the video’s worth watching for the giggling camera-operator and final “salute”.
Posted by hot4H2 on August 14th, 2006
9 Responses | Video H3 USA
Swiss Hummer Round 2
Here’s another from our friends in Switzerland, this one even more enthusiastic than the first. It’s a nice close-up, so watch for technique. Blurry yet satisfying.
Posted by humptastic on August 12th, 2006
5 Responses | Video Switzerland
Innocent Bystander
This hump distinguishes itself formally by its choppiness. It’s almost like a series of stills with a frame rate alarmingly aligned with the rhythm of the humping. Nice camerawork, too. Note the fellow who obliviously passes by behind it. He’s obviously missing all the action.
Posted by humptastic on August 10th, 2006
4 Responses | Video H2 Phone Cam
Parkside Poppin’
Bolstered by the encouragement of his friends, Andreas demonstrates his impressive stamina and fists of fury.
Posted by humpmaster on August 9th, 2006
5 Responses | Video H2 Canada
License to Rampage?
Apparently some Hummer drivers think they drive under their own set of rules…this is what an H2 looks like after 4 (FOUR!!!!) collisions in rapid succession.
Rodney Udd, who owns the Hummer of Alaska dealership in Anchorage, was treated at and released from Providence Alaska Medical Center on Monday after he drove his Hummer through a red light, hit two vehicles and then sped down the road, where he hit two more vehicles, police said. (Photo by Bill Roth / Anchorage Daily News)
Posted by humptronix on August 9th, 2006
One Comment | Hummer News
Garage Hump
Enjoy this well-choreographed routine brought to you by three very talented dancers and burgeoning humpers. Is it spontaneous? Is it staged? You weigh in!
Posted by humpmaster on August 8th, 2006
6 Responses | Video H2 Double
God to Bless Christians With Hummers During the Apocalypse
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In Left Behind, Tim LaHaye and Jeremy B. Jenkins’ best-selling prophecy-based books about the impending apocalypse, God distributes gas-guzzling planet-polluting SUVs among Christians who have been left behind after the rapture. From Book 8 - The Mark: |
“I think a Humvee is the way to go this time.”
“We got one?”
“Two. Down around the corner near the luxury cars….There’s hardly a car in here with less than half a tank of gas, and most of ‘em are full.”
“People must have been prepared.”
“Some were listening to the rumors of war, apparently.”
Buck…surveyed the selection of vehicles - dozens of them, mostly new - and let out a low whistle. “When God blesses, he blesses….It’s like we’re in a free car dealership and it’s our turn to pick. We’ve got a beautiful baby and a free sitter, and all we have to do is decide what model and color car we want.”
She rested against a white Hummer and Buck joined her….She turned and held him tightly for a long minute, and they kissed fiercely.
