Bird’s Eye View Part 2

This hump is similar to Bird’s Eye View Part 1. Same vantage point, same target, but this humper might benefit from a bit more practice. Still, A for effort–keep up the good work!

Posted by humptastic on September 4th, 2006
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Rockin’ the Hummer’s Ladder

This humper’s sneak attack pays off as he launches into the ladder of a Hummer parked along a street. Notice the complete indifference of the innumerable passers by. Ah, the simultaneous tragedy and benefits of urban living…

Posted by humptastic on September 4th, 2006
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Bird’s Eye View Part 1

This Hummer-humping was captured from a voyeuristic overhead perspective. What a sight!

Posted by humptastic on September 4th, 2006
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Yellow Hummer Side Surprise

Is it Dutch? Is it Flemish? One thing’s for sure, it’s a darn good time. Enjoy this video of a a man approaching a yellow Hummer and humping it from the side.

Posted by humptastic on August 30th, 2006
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Black Death Viper

When a giant black viper of death stares you down, there is only one thing to do:

Put on a sweet bass heavy ditty and massage it with your pelvis.

Posted by humpmaster on August 28th, 2006
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Zebra Spanking Delight

This zebra-striped Hummer gets a good spanking, showing us all who’s really the king of the animal kingdom.

Posted by humptastic on August 27th, 2006
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Drive Me Nuts

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From bksecretphoto on Flickr.

Posted by humpmaster on August 24th, 2006
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Gentleman’s Club Romp

Watch as these two night-crawlers find some real action outside a New York strip club on an especially steamy summer night. The bouncer obviously hasn’t seen anything this hot in years, as his attempt to stop the humpers emerges only in feeble, sexually-frustrated monosyllables.

Posted by hot4H2 on August 18th, 2006
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Ronald McHumper McHummer

Ronald McHummer

Following up on McDonald’s decision to perpetuate gender roles and American disregard for the environment by giving away toy Hummers in their Happy Meals for boys, Ronald McHummer offers you the chance to show what McDonald’s is REALLY thinking by making your own McDonald’s sign!

Send us your humping-related signs and we’ll post our favorites.

Posted by hot4H2 on August 18th, 2006
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Car Alarm Clash

These fine folks humped this Hummer so hard the alarm went off! The vehicle’s owner was nearby and gave some helpful pointers for the next time they hump.

Posted by humptastic on August 15th, 2006
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