Non-humping Hummer fun for you kids!
Hummer’s Kid Activities has coloring pages of Hummers traversing such exciting terrain as a desert and a rainforest, but what could be more adventurous than driving among the ever-expanding hole in the stabilized and possibly recovering ozone layer? Who knows how big it will be tomorrow?! Not that Hummer emissions have anything to do with ozone depletion. That’s what CFCs are for. Hummers just fart CO2 and other smog-causing chemicals on the Earth.
Download our Farting Hummer coloring page, or try your hand at some of theirs:
Color In a Hummer
Hummer in a rainforest
Hummer in a desert
Posted by humpmaster on July 31st, 2006
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How Big Is Your Vehicle?
Check out this awesome 7-foot Hummer/penis Sean made. Besides dispensing of any remaining phallic subtlety, the Hummer “shoots silly string out the tip and has a blaring horn (and an obnoxious driver).”
More info on Sean’s projects page.
Posted by hot4H2 on July 31st, 2006
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HUMMER H3 joins Budget fleet
If you’re traveling to Dubai soon, don’t worry, you can still have the comforts of home.
With the first batch of HUMMER H3 vehicles joining its fleet this week, Budget Rent A Car Dubai & Sharjah, a leading international provider of transportation solutions, announced today that the addition of the world-renowned off-roader enables the company to offer a wider range of travelling options for customers who settle for nothing but the best.
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Posted by humpmaster on July 30th, 2006
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H3 Embarks on Architectural Tour of Europe
100 projects, 50 days describes an extraordinary trip during which one hundred European architectural masterpieces will be visited within a time span of fifty days. That is what the promising young Dutch architect Joris Lüchinger is planning to do. He will be in good company, as he will travel with artists, architects and… a HUMMER H3. The vehicle fits perfectly with the plan. It has a strong character that produces legends and transcends mediocrity—a true icon of style.
An essential aspect is the manner in which the various projects are approached by Joris: it’s not just about the hundred masterpieces; it’s also about the time between—the journey. You can join Joris and the HUMMER H3 via the ‘HUMMER Travel Log’. The journey takes place between 1 May and 20 June 2006.
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