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Hello, Friends:
We hope that you found your way here safely and that you will revisit frequently. The main purpose of this website, as you will quickly surmise, is to promote and showcase what is quickly becoming one of America’s new favorite pastimes: Humping Hummers. Since the Hummer was made available commercially for civilian use in the early 1990s, it has increased dramatically in popularity, attracting such diverse constituencies as: soccer moms, drug dealers, and professional athletes and other celebrities. You may well ask, “Where do I fit into this mix?” It’s a fair question to pose, and one that we hope to satisfy here. For those of us who cannot or do not care to own a Hummer, there is still a fun and easy way to be a part of this craze.
The act of humping a Hummer and videotaping it can be interpreted in a variety of ways—it can be seen as a political statement, a piece of performance art, an opportunity to satisfy a roaring libido, or a an amusing activity to engage in as you’re walking down the street. Whatever your motivation, this website serves as a friendly forum to share your experiences humping Hummers. Whether it’s submitting your own Hummer humping videos, sharing a sighting, or passing on a bit of Hummer-related news, we hope you will see this site as a resource and a place to exchange your Hummer encounters.
While you are here, please feel free to peruse the different sections we have to offer. To get a better handle on the ideological underpinnings of ihumpedyourhummer.com, read our manifesto. To keep abreast of current goings on in the hummer realm, please see our blog section. If you feel inclined to share your love of Hummer humping with the world via wearable merchandise, you will find a variety of products to aid you in our shop. The video section is a hotbed of activity. There, you will be able to browse recently submitted videos, read other users’ comments, and contribute your own. Finally, we solicit and appreciate your active participation in this friendly community. Visit our submission section to send in your own Hummer humping videos to share with everyone.
Thanks again for stopping by. We hope you have a great time here and we hope to see you again soon.
Fondly,
The team at ihumpedyourhummer.com
