Me So Horny for Hummers!

What better way to celebrate the Hummer’s “sex vs. death” subtext than to hump one in front of a cemetery to a soundbite from Kubrick’s classic war film? Watch as this talented Lousianan scores a hot H2, thrusting his hips to “Me So Horny” while hundreds of buried dead look on.

Freud would be proud.

Posted by hot4H2 on September 5th, 2006 | Video H2 Music Video USA

13 Responses

  1. This is fucking priceless!!! Sloane you are a lunchin bastard…you need to make more movies!!

    Chris S on September 5th, 2006 at 2:18 pm

  2. The cigarette and “call-me” are priceless…there are a lot of hump-and-runs on here, and well, I love those as well, but sometimes, naughty cars need love too.

    sisiay on September 5th, 2006 at 5:13 pm

  3. artistic, beautiful, awe inspiring…how else could this be described?

    Dave T on September 5th, 2006 at 9:04 pm

  4. That is some fine humping; way to make all of us in LA proud. You make me want to slather myself in butter and slid all over that thing.

    NOLA Humper on September 5th, 2006 at 10:51 pm

  5. fucking brilliant!!

    Suzanne on September 6th, 2006 at 7:01 am

  6. Excellent work, Sloane. That car had it coming.

    axb500 on September 6th, 2006 at 8:26 am

  7. 2 Days ago i had a little confrentation with someone who did this to my hummer. I was walking out of the bank. I can tell you that his back is now in a lot of pain from the blow he took from my fist as well as his hair after i grabbed him by it. That was way funnier than humping my Hummer.

    Mike on September 8th, 2006 at 4:23 pm

  8. This is Fucking it, keep up the good work and fuck them senseless

    Peter on September 15th, 2006 at 10:50 pm

  9. So mike (post 7), you punched the guy in the back and pulled his hair. Sounds like you are the kind of deuche bag hummer owner this site is devoted to ripping on, you fucking idiot.

    Dan on September 16th, 2006 at 3:31 pm

  10. It wasn’t his fault that you couldn’t satisfy your own hummer, Mike. Maybe you need some viagra.

    Pete on September 29th, 2006 at 7:20 pm

  11. so that’s where you were during class. i c. classic sloane

    jon k and travis on October 18th, 2006 at 2:41 pm

  12. what the fuck if i ever caught one of you faggets id show you what i keep in the glove box and then we would see how funny you think this is

    h2 owner on December 20th, 2006 at 12:46 am

  13. Sloane, you are one sexy hummer humper. Would you hump me the same way if I looked like that?
    Too bad you’re driving a gas guzzling SUV…?!!

    ellie on December 18th, 2007 at 3:06 am


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