God to Bless Christians With Hummers During the Apocalypse
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In Left Behind, Tim LaHaye and Jeremy B. Jenkins’ best-selling prophecy-based books about the impending apocalypse, God distributes gas-guzzling planet-polluting SUVs among Christians who have been left behind after the rapture. From Book 8 - The Mark: |
“I think a Humvee is the way to go this time.”
“We got one?”
“Two. Down around the corner near the luxury cars….There’s hardly a car in here with less than half a tank of gas, and most of ‘em are full.”
“People must have been prepared.”
“Some were listening to the rumors of war, apparently.”
Buck…surveyed the selection of vehicles - dozens of them, mostly new - and let out a low whistle. “When God blesses, he blesses….It’s like we’re in a free car dealership and it’s our turn to pick. We’ve got a beautiful baby and a free sitter, and all we have to do is decide what model and color car we want.”
She rested against a white Hummer and Buck joined her….She turned and held him tightly for a long minute, and they kissed fiercely.
Posted by hot4H2 on August 7th, 2006 | Hummer News
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What chicken-shits you are. Anonymous blog? Why don’t you have the balls to publish your name? Are you afraid of the ridicule you’ll get about the Google Hummer ads you display on your site?? Duhh…. nice move, idiot.
The fact is, that all the world’s woes don’t have a damn thing to do with a few thousand Hummers on the road - use a fluorescent bulb, one bulb will save enough energy to equal taking one Hummer of the road for 80 years. So how about all you cry babies take a few steps to save energy and leave the soccer moms who like the safety of a large vehicle alone.
If not, you jokers better get busy humping the delivery vans that bring food to market, the school busses that safely transport your kids, and all the big trucks that move practically everything you consume across the country.
jim on August 8th, 2006 at 12:51 am
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You just can’t make up stuff this funny.
Hans Gerwitz on August 8th, 2006 at 10:06 am
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