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I Humped Your Hummer just went international thanks to Jeremy Clarke’s street-side grill-grinding. Watch him ride this road-blocking monster in Montreal the way only a true Canuck can.

Posted by hot4H2 on August 3rd, 2006 | Video H2 Canada

34 Responses

  1. In case there is any confusion similar to that expressed in comments on earlier videos:

    I am in this video humping a hummer. I did this because I believe that hummers and their owners/driers should be discraced for their actions, especially those who use their vehicles in an urban context. The pollution generated by hummers is as outrageous as the unnecessary noise they create and the unnecessary space they take up. They are wasteful monsters hulking over pedestrians, cyclists and even people driving reasonable useful cars. As I see it hummers are constantly violating the city and environment whenever they are used for non-vital non-offroad reasons, as such I have chosen to violate this H2 sexually, raping the car as it rapes the social and ecological environment around it.

    Also I think it’s funny. We should work towards mass hummer-humpings where packs of people gang-bang hummers that are in use. Stalling the owners and ridiculing them at the same time.

    jer on August 3rd, 2006 at 4:29 pm

  2. YYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

    Q on August 3rd, 2006 at 7:52 pm

  3. Pretty lame precedent. So this is how you go about promoting your disdain for the vehicle? Good luck.

    Dan on August 5th, 2006 at 5:56 pm

  4. Suddenly…. I just want to DRIVE!!!

    MIlitary Wallpaper on August 5th, 2006 at 7:41 pm

  5. that was some mighty fine humpin there fella. Esp. liked that bit o spank. Yee haaahaaa

    popin-in on August 5th, 2006 at 9:59 pm

  6. jer, I’m glad you made that comment. when I first saw the video, I thought you were humping your own hummer. Now THAT’s sick.

    Spiky on August 8th, 2006 at 1:46 am

  7. JEZUS CHRISTUS WAT EEM KUTKOP HEEFT DIE KEREL EN WAT EEN KUTHUMOR HEBBEN ZE TOCH DAAR!!
    ZOEK EEN LEVEN OF EEN HOBBY!!

    Mike Sanderson on August 9th, 2006 at 5:31 am

  8. Dude, you are so GAY. First of all, you’re dressed like a fag and you hump a Hummer like it’s your boyfriend’s ass. Then you show your “pizza” face so everyone can recognize you and say – look, that’s gay car fucker!!!!!!!!
    You are priceless

    zib on August 10th, 2006 at 7:09 am

  9. What an A-hole, get a life. Pollution? Noise? You obviously DON’T know what you’re talking about, and you’ve never had the opportunity to ride in a HUMMER…and by the looks of you, you never will. Poor boy.

    LOVEHUMMERS on August 10th, 2006 at 8:44 am

  10. Nice banging there you moron…this whole site needs to be promoted worldwide. More people need to see just how stupid you people can be. My H3 gets better MPG than the Wrangler, but I dont see you tree f’ers going after that crowd. Do your homework. Oh and if I ever catch one of you dickweeds working my ride, I will shove my hi-lift up your sorry ass.

    Bingo on August 10th, 2006 at 10:19 am

  11. This is so funny. I never thought a bunch of idiots could act so lame over a vehicle.
    This is probably the only time in your life you will get a “Hummer”.
    Get a life, fuckwad.

    laffinat you on August 10th, 2006 at 10:24 am

  12. Nice pants you friggin homo…
    Were you waiting for a flood or do you usually roll the legs up?
    Now go hump your moped!

    YouIzSooooGay on August 10th, 2006 at 10:35 am

  13. that was so fucking lame where the hell are you from cuz normel pepz dont do that shit

    JA on August 10th, 2006 at 9:12 pm

  14. *lol* that is freakin’ hilarious.
    Give ‘er
    It did one thing, catch my attention and that’s the whole point.
    ayeehaa

    Makes me wanna hump some hummers too.

    Canuck on August 10th, 2006 at 10:29 pm

  15. This movies from fucking gay-pedestrians ?
    OY. fine, now we all see a reall fase of stuped greenpease !!!
    DO IT , do it every day gay fuckers, and at once you feel a big peacemaker in you stinky ass !!!
    Because you are very stuped and want a big problems.
    Big jeepy will kill you all - blue succers!!!
    and he do it with out your stupid fucking movies, he will press you and yours little shit dicks.
    Be careful and save your fucking asses. it will be not far - shit stinky fucking gays wiht cuttihg dicks!

    A.C.A.B. on August 15th, 2006 at 3:00 am

  16. You are right guys. That is gay humping if I ever saw it.

    Canadian fellow on August 17th, 2006 at 4:30 pm

  17. : )

    I’d like to thank everyone who has posted ridiculous ad hominem attacks. That means that you are attacking unrelated things about me (my pants, my “pizza face”(?)) rather than the core of my ideas (that hummers are bad for the ennvironment). By attacking me you show that there are no good arguments (and “there’s another stupid SUV that is worse” does not mean that hummers aren’t shit for the environments). Conveniently, you also prove that people who drive hummers are bigoted assholes with nothing better to do than accuse strangers of being “gay” because, i guess, it makes you feel les “gay”. Well I hope you all feel very un-gay, and that in your manly potency you have lots of kids who die horrible deaths because there is no longer air to breathe when they are adults. I’m sure you can explain why you didn’t do anything to help when you were young. And I mean, if they don’t accept your arguments about how there’s worse things you could have done to the environment, just call them gay tree fuckers, I’m sure it’ll make their sore throats feel better.

    jer on August 18th, 2006 at 1:38 pm

  18. I agree with you.

    Kelly on August 20th, 2006 at 8:20 pm

  19. you the man jer!

    christo on August 26th, 2006 at 11:52 pm

  20. Must be sad to be so jealous about a truck. I feel sorry for you man. It’s just a vehicle ! Get over it. There are much bigger trucks out there then an H2 or H3. Do you hump those too ??
    My Hummer runs on LPG, which is the most envirronement friendly gas there is and it costs half the price of regular gas. So, am I still a “polluter” ???? Better do some research before actin’ like a total idiot…

    phil on October 2nd, 2006 at 7:18 am

  21. “am I still a ‘polluter’”

    Yes. I humped a hummer in this video as a symbol of any car needlessly using limited fuel and causing unnecessary polution. Unless you need your hummer for some kind of useful off road activity you could easily use less energy while doing the same thing. Hummers are just convenient because they’re use in cities is so obviously absurd and wasteful.

    jer on October 7th, 2006 at 11:10 pm

  22. Hi there. I came across this site more or less by accident. But it is sure hilarious to read the comments on this site. Apparently the H-owners feel they have to defend their decision to buy a 10 mpg vehicle.
    Personally I own an Acura, and I’m cute pleased with it. It gives me 27 mpg city 32 on the highway, kickass acceleration and a smooth ride. I have actually thought about buying a truck. perhaps a toyota, just to haul shit when necessary.
    It makes me laugh …. I mean seriously … LAUGH … when I read the responses of the pro Hummer (or other “MY TRUCK IS BIG .. SO I’M BAD” guy on this site. Immidiately you fall back on the most infantile insults to ‘defend’ your choice on transportation. …. it makes me wonder … what are you trying to make up for? Small pecker? Low selfworth? Multiple insecurities? … All of the above? … most likely!!!
    Anyway. If you can ‘afford’ the H-WhatEver, be my fucking guest. What do I care? You will be the idiots playing right into the hand on the oil companies … making them rich … of your money … this goes for all low mph trucks and whatever. In the meantime ME and those who think like me, will enjoy the cheap and luxurious ride of REAL cars … ‘not junkyards on wheels’ … I’ll c’ya as I pass you when you’re pulled over at the gas station to fill up your ‘ride’ LOL!!

    SeeYa on October 9th, 2006 at 2:32 am

  23. do some research the h3 gets better gas mileage than most cars it has a five cylinder. and think about this if you add up every hummer on earth bet theres less of them than jeep,toyota,honda,ect so if you add up all the exhaust emissions of hummers produced every day then the exhaust emissions produced by all the vechicles made by say honda and then compare them bet hummer produces alot less. my point is that if you have 100,000 hummers and 500,000 hondas the total amount polution from honda is far greater so why dont you broke gay fuckers protest other car companies who sell 500,000 cars a month

    h2 owner on December 17th, 2006 at 12:36 am

  24. Excuse, and what you think concerning forthcoming elections?

    Sara Wilson on April 5th, 2007 at 3:52 am

  25. cool blog!

    emma on April 9th, 2007 at 5:39 am

  26. cool blog!

    Timoty on April 16th, 2007 at 2:07 am

  27. nice photos of this blog

    Tima on April 18th, 2007 at 3:02 am

  28. Hey,
    I love what you’e doing!
    Don’t ever change and best of luck.

    Raymon W.

    RaymonWazerri on April 20th, 2007 at 7:29 pm

  29. Looks Like Dallas is in trouble!
    Phoenix might end up blowing them all away.

    PHX vs. Det. Hmmm..Could be interesting?

    RandyJones on April 25th, 2007 at 1:53 pm

  30. I’m not quite understanding what all
    this is supposed to be about?
    Must be me or something…

    MaryAnne on April 26th, 2007 at 1:28 pm

  31. Hey,
    Great stuff here!
    I’ll definitely bookmark this place and come back soon.
    Robby

    Transmission on May 2nd, 2007 at 2:14 pm

  32. How green is the grass on the other side of the fence?
    Not much. Don’t believe it I tell you.
    Jerry

    JerryGreen on May 2nd, 2007 at 3:44 pm

  33. What a bunch of morons…maybe the fool that started this site should create a few more…tonguedyourtahoe.com….jerkedoffonyourjeep.com…fuckedyourfourrunner.com Mind you I should be thanking you tree-hugging hybrid-driving douche-bags…Your making sure I have a good future supply of gasoline to burn in my HUMMER!

    centralscrutinizer on July 25th, 2007 at 2:25 am

  34. Wow, there is some really nice info here.
    I’ll definitely come back soon to see everything.
    Way to go! ;-)

    Joey

    JoeyBurns on August 31st, 2007 at 7:28 pm


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